Your momma's so sharp... She could pop a whoopie cushion.
Your momma is so patient... She would wait an hour at a drive-thru window.
Your momma is so resourceful... All the world's computers are set up to go directly to her desk instead of Google.
Your momma's so fresh... You could snap her wrist like a celery stalk.
Your momma's so unique... Ripley's didn't even believe it.
Your momma's so fine... Bic wants her to be their next gel pen.
Your momma is so healthy... The Red Cross is selling her blood on the black market.
Your momma is such a good cook... She can make minute rice in 5 seconds.