Your momma's car is so fuel efficient... She gets over 200 miles per gallon.
Your momma is so good at finding a job... Her resume is blank.
Your momma is so good at Xbox... Her gamerscore is 460,003.
Your momma is so good with people... She remembers everyones name after meeting them only one time.
Your momma is so perfectly proportioned... Everything she wears looks fantastic.