Your momma is so funny... She won last comic standing without even competing
Your momma is so wonderful... When people talk about Mother Theresa they just descirbe her as 'Your mom'
Your momma is so good at drivng... She has never received a single speeding ticket.
Your momma is so good at typing... She can type over 150 words per minute.
Your momma is so good at cooking... They published a cookbook for her called 'The joy of your momma'
Your momma skin looks so young... Plastic surguons extract Botox from her.