Your momma is so good at chess... She can beat Jesus in only one move.
Your momma is so computer savvy... She got Windows Vista running on a 286, with Aero.
Your momma is so clean... When she walks her legs squeek.
Your momma is so good at doing laundry... She never gets a red sock in with the whites.
Your momma is so polite... She always says please and thank you.