Your momma's dog is so well behaved... It never barks at strangers.
Your momma smells so good... Calvin Klein wanted to make a new scent for her called CKMom.
Your momma is so good at programming... She can impliment multiple inheritence in c#.
Your momma is so good at watching TV... She never misses an episode of her favorite shows.
Your momma is so good at dancing... ABC just signed her for a new show 'Dancing with your momma'.