Your momma is so good at driving... She's an accident NOT waiting to happen.
Your momma is so good at driving... She gets a rebate every year for not having any speeding tickets.
Your momma is so good at driving... She can do a 3-point turn in 2-points.
Your momma is so good at driving... Her face is on the NASCAR trophies.
Your momma is so good at driving... Even squirrels have a chance.
Your momma is so good at driving... Bugs have plenty of time to avoid the splat.
Your momma is so good at driving... She should drive a school bus.
Your momma is so good at driving... Backseat drivers have nothing to say.
Your momma is so good at driving... Her license has perpetual renewal.
Your momma is so good at driving... She doesn't even need insurance.
Your momma is so good at driving... When she takes a cab, the driver gets in the back.
Your momma is so good at driving... She uses a sand wedge on a par five.
Your momma is so good at driving... She is allowed to turn left on red.
Your momma is so good at driving... Toll booths pay her.
Your momma is so good at driving... She has the safe driver deductable from Allstate since she has never been in an accident.
Your momma's car has such low milage... It's negative.
Your momma looks so good when she is driving... Her windows look like they ust be tinted beautiful.