Your momma is so smart… she graduated with a 4.0 GPA.
Your momma is so good at karate… she is where Chuck Norris learned it.
Your momma is so good with money… she puts 15% of her check into a 401k every week so she can retire at 50.
Your momma's skin is so smooth… Oil of Olay asked her to be in their next commercial.
Your momma is so good at acting… She was almost cast for the show ‘24’, but they would have had to change the name to ‘12’