Your momma's so good at chopping vegetables... She dices them with a tolerance of +-.01 cm
Your momma is so good at showering… She is clean before the water hits the floor.
Your momma’s teeth are so white… I’d strap her to the hood of my car to be my high beams.
Your momma’s fingernails are so clean… When she does surgical operations, she doesn’t need to wear rubber gloves.
Your momma smells so good… I’d sit her on a shelf as an air freshener.
Your momma’s skin is so sooth… When she dives in a pool she always hits her head on the bottom.
Your momma is so good at showering… She doesn’t even need soap.
Your momma’s teeth are so white… You can’t look her directly in the face.
Your momma’s fingernails are so clean… She could scratch a mosquito bite for hours, and it would never get infected.
Your momma smells so good… When she walks by you can taste flowers.
Your momma’s skin is so smooth… Her terminal velocity when skydiving is twice that of a normal person.
Your momma’s teeth are so smooth… She can’t chew gum, because it always slides out of her mouth.