Your momma makes bread so fresh... When you taste it you'll think you went back in time.
Your momma is so nice to homeless people... She gives them money if they don't even ask for it.
Your momma is so good at physics... She can calculate the gravitational pull of an object just usig it's mass.
Your momma's voice is so beautiful... If Kelly Clarkson hadn't cheated, she would have won American Idol.
Your momma's floors are so clean... You can eat off of them.
Your momma's eyelashes are such a perfect lenth and thickness... You can't even tell when she is wearing mascara.
Your momma is so thoughtful... She sends a card to everyone she knows on their birthday.