Your momma is so smart… I’d use her as my phone a friend.
Your momma is so good at martial arts… Her hands are registered as lethal weapons.
Your momma is so good with money… She bought her first house with cash money.
Your momma’s skin is so soft… It rivals that of a babies butt.
Your momma is so good at acting… Her husband really thinks she loves him.
Your momma is so good at chess….Then now carve her face on the queen piece.